January 27, 2007

Let the Picture do the Talking

Well, I've had an epiphany so I thought I'd enlighten you on my recent revelations. I have reached a point that I thought was long past - the era of yet again more bullshit. Ironically, as we near the end of what has been a trying two years of biting my lip and swallowing hard I have to endure the most trying semester yet...the semester of detailed, gruelling, unorganized bullshit.

Where do these people receive there letters after their name. I have a high suspicion that the paper hanging on their wall looks a little like the one above. Apparently, attendance to this school is quite high. As a soon to be nurse I wish that this was curable and I could adminster medication or perhaps an enema would be more fitting. Unfortunately, it appears that symptoms of this condition only get worse with time and perception becomes blurred. In fact, most people don't even realize they have the condition which is quite sad.

I do hope that this condition is not contagious as it appears that it is rampant in such a small geographical area. How do they live with the smell?

Well, as I practice my coping skills you will probably notice me with my lips curled up inside my mouth as I desparately try to mute my vocal cords. An occasional eye rolling may be seen as well.

1 comment:

Tiffa said...

Whatever you do Renee don't forget that pop is basic!! LOL. You know I share your sentiments exactly.