1. Where is the parachute? and why did they only bring it to gym class once a year? That thing was frigin fun.
2. When a tree falls in the woods does it really make a noise if no one is there??
3. Why do you loose your memory when you drink alcohol?
4. Why do actors playing doctor's and nurse's get paid more then the real deal?
5. Why do drug users get free needle exchange and diabetics have to pay for their needles?
6. Who's the idiot that confirms Murphy's Law?
7. Why is the "Greatest American Hero" forgotten so easily?
8. why are we not shown how to measure our own bra sizes earlier in life besides on Oprah?
9. Why wasn't Strawberry Shortcake 500lbs?
10. Why didn't She-ra and He-man hook up?
Just some things that I was thinking about tonight.....
Eener
1 comment:
I got a few..
1) Why is a driveway somewhere that you park, but a parkway somewhere that you drive?
2) Who decided that hmmm, I think that we should cut down an evergreen tree once a year and put lights on it and other shiny things?
3) Why do sports players make more money than soldiers?
4) How do you make blueberry pancakes that don't bake on to the pan like the restaurants?
that is all I can think of right now. I know I have several "who was the idiot that...." questions, but I can't think of them. LMAO...
Happy new year buddy.
Love,
N
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